It's our first annual, airing of grievances to commemorate Festivus from Eric and I. These were done seperate from each other.

 

Eric

- Dan, for never understanding the client. The amount of player you need dressed, 23 man roster etc.

- Bryce, for seemingly turning the league into a Bruins and Oilers circle jerk

- Kirk, for never being around mich after his Vikings blew lunch

- Rex, for the mounting fines because he can't understand the rulebook when setting lines

- Dan and Junya, for thinking that Boston sports fan lives matter, when they really don't at all.

- Rumpy and Re for thinking they know ANYTHING about hockey, or how to be a passable GM in this league

- Jared, for actually having a better team than me.

- Jordan, for not always being drunk when he's in the chat

- Kirk, for ignoring history and the amount of weak willed GMs he raped to build his empire

- Jesse for being Bryce's bitch

- Junya, for never understanding how the sim works

- Dan, who likes to get on his soapbox when he doesn't understand a rule that is as clear as day. Al while confusing the rest of the league.

- Dan, for having his time of the month after someone decided to look elsewhere when talking trade.

- To anyone who can't set their lines and roster properly

- To the know it all hockey minds who thought they could hack it in this league and then had to quit.

- To any of the shitty Gm's that Bryce or I have had to deal with and fire to preserve the leagues gene pool.

- To anyone who does daily fantasy sports

 

Bryce's

- To Eric, for thinking the Pens got Crosby legitimately.

- To anyone (Dan, Eric) who bad mouths Neely about anything

- To Joe Bubanj, for raping me 3 years ago when the pick I traded for didn't get me MacKinnon.

- To Dan, for his monthly cycle where he turns into a raging vag. (Editor note, hilarious that Eric an I had the same thing)

- To GM's that think that expansion is going to kill their franchise. Nominally speaking you've built your squad with a 100 person prospect list. Cry me a river you might lose a few third line types.

- To Junya, for not speaking in an asian accent the entire podcast

- To Kirk, for being the original, and to Dan, for trying his hardest to be v2. In so, so many ways.

- To Richard, for having the shittiest top to bottom team/system, yet always being in the playoffs.

- To Devon, for pretending he's not a Leaf die hard

- To all Leafs fans, because, well, you're Leaf fans.

- To Jared Bednar, the most overwhelmed NHL head coach since Dallas Eakins.

- To the Hansfords, for constantly being "willing to move lots of bodies" and then randomly asking for McDavid value for a 2nd line player. Then 2 weeks later moving a different guy for 50 cents on the dollar.

- To Joel, for not taking days off to come draft with us the past summer.

- To Rich E. For not being on ICQ regularily. Really, you're the only one not on. Cmon man.

- To Dan, for being the new Kirk, just as the original one has a kid and has mellowed.

 

 

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