Pens    0

Isles     7

Hahahahahahaha........hahahahahaha.......errrrmmmmmmm.....hahahahahaha....this was anything but a playoff game and drunken Toby had better keep the chatter about how great his team is down to a whisper after this shit show! Non-trade invisible GM Joe clearly has the formula for success against young Toby and his Pens to this point and I am not sure that there is an answer to this problem! Obviously for the Pens to have any type of a chance to rebound they need more from their starting goalie as giving up 6.5 goals per game ain't gonna cut it! Isles up 2-0 and heading to Pittsburgh where hopefully the Pens make an appearance.

Bolts    3

Bruins  1

Apparently the only people awake for this tilt where the beer sellers as neither team looked very good or gave a fck for that matter in this 1!!! GM Greg was doing his best Nolan/Bryce impersonation making his entire team disappear on home ice ....I knew these guys were close but wtf??? Nevermind....I got it.....they did the reverse Junya and figured out the sim to make series take longer to maximize revenue....is that a thing? Of note in this one is .......erm.....awwww.....there is none....fck it....series tied at 1 heading back to Tampa!