*a combined mixture from Bryce & Eric*

To Anthony and Kevin for having the two most annoying trade blocks.

To Devon for always giving us a reason to mock him as he changes directions 4 times per year, and cheers for his 31 favorite teams.

To Dan for knowing without the podcasts, there's no use for him

To Jordan for never offering any players at discounted prices so that they could actually be traded.

To Jared for wasting Crosby on his roster

To Steve for thinking the East is superior. (Specifically that the Central isn't by far the best division)

To Dan for going 0-231 on the year in arguments. Like Leaf fans say, "There's always next year."

To Kevin for making random bad trades to acquire Flame players

To Rex for taking the cowards way out of jumping on an expansion franchise because he needs a 5th chance at success.

To Rich for accidently giving his team some decent young pieces, despite trying to lose every deal

To Dave for pulling his big boy pants on after his Dan level hissy fit in FA

To Jesse for trying his hardest to suck up to Kirk

To Rumpy for making everyone feel better about themselves.

To Dunya for always having Dans back, and sister in mind

To Nolan for finally turning a roster of Bryces into a winner

To Larry for encouraging people to get exercise by dropping to a knee for roughly 2 minutes every so often.

To Leon for being the only asian that doesnt make an idiot of himself on a daily basis

To Rex for having a job unfortunately you can tell by his team he doesnt know how to balance the job and brhl

To anyone who doesn't know the league email address.

To Rumpy for thinking Timo Meier is worth more than Jordan Kyrou

To Mika for predictibly trading for every possible crappy Fin

To Steve for being active now hes a good team, too bad it took half a decade

To Oilers fans for starting to understand how the NHL works and is played. And, that you were just lucky bunch of shit with some of the best polish in the world.

To Tim for somehow having his roster overachieve again

To Ryan H for being just as much a deadbeat as Rich was

To Anthony for finally trading Kinkaid

To Kirk for being a ghost in this league when it's convenient to raising a kid. While his big brother has successfully raised 3 and didn't miss a beat.

To Nolan for having a good team, yet being lucky and having the sim's favorite team.

To Kirk for being Dans hero

To Larry for being able to deal with morons like Eric

To Rob for having an average team, yet the sim loving his team.

To Billy for continually being dillusioned his team is good

To Tyler B for building one of the shittiest teams we've seen

To Erica thanks for keeping simming until the Aves lose. Fuck you

To Anthony for having a team of hot garbage, but it plays like the 98 Red Wings.

To Eric F for actually putting that roster on a path to being decent

To the person who has to take over for Dan's shitty team next year. (Bryce edit - I think Eric means calendar year, since January is in a week)

To Rich for thinking that trading a draft pick for half its value now will work out by the time that draft pick would've matured into something beneficial.

To anyone who can't set their roster and/or lines properly.

To Steinbrenner for trading Jay Buhner.

To Ben Rothlisberger for showing athletes and celebs how to rape and not be villified

To Joe B for raping Bryce in the McD-Matthews deal

To your scrub teams who watched the Penguins win back-to-back Stanley Cups. The last one while dressing Ron Hainsey, missing their best defenseman in Letang, and bringing a SECOND ring to Justin Schultz. Thanks for the gift Edmonton.

To Garrett for continuing to be the shittiest drafter imaginable

To Jordan for thinking his shit pieces have any value

To Jesse for being borderline important that I'd worry not including you here for fear that you'd start crying. Again.

To Dunya for running his mouth and never backing anything up (Boston trademark).

To anyone who suffers from ED from constant masturbation resulting in them ever talking about soccer in the chatroom

To the chat room lurkers who never say a thing.